A: Yes. Yes, it is.
A: Yes, his name was August Kreilich, and he truly did exist. He formulated the original Naked Bacon recipe after arriving to Ste. Genevieve, Missouri from Germany in 1861.
A: That’s a bit of a stereotype.
A: True, however movies typically misrepresent the lederhosen occasion, choosing to feature them in festive atmospheres versus its actual role as a durable garment intended for hard, physical labor.
A: Well, I mean, sort of, but it’s not like we wear them a lot. Next question.
A: Because Great Grandpa Kreilich was smarter. Who’s the renaissance man now, Leo?
A: Yes, simply place two cooked strips in any location that lacks that wonderful smell of Naked Bacon.
A: No chemicals, that means no nitrates, nitrites, phosphates or artificial ingredients of any kind. There’s nothing in Naked Bacon that ends with an –ate or an –ite. As far as we’re concerned, those –ates and –ites can go –uck themselves.
A: Reactions vary, however many of our customers have reported a sudden desire to build a cotton gin.
A: Orders are shipped within five business days of being received. Some orders placed after Wednesday are shipped the following week.
A: We're glad you asked. Check out our nutritional section.